Halloween time brings out the zombie fanboy in us all. Wear your undying undead love with these T-shirts, the better for zombies to thank you with a late-night bite.

Duh Zombie
($19.95 at splitreason.com)
When zombies got wind that robots have faster brains than humans, they didn’t realize faster wasn’t tastier. Hey, such things just don’t compute with zombies.

Trust Me I’m A Zombie
($16.95 at noisebot.com)
The undead tell no lies. Especially when they’re busy chomping on human flesh.

Caution Zombie Crossing
($16.99 at wickedcoolstuff.com)
It’s always in your best interest to run away from a zombie. Just make sure you yield the right of way to fellow terrorized citizens.

Zombie Protest
($14.99 and $15.99 at thinkgeek.com)
It’s true: Zombies were people, too. And they have rights. Just make sure you like-minded living protesters give them their space at the picket line.

Braaains!
($18 at threadless.com)
The breakfast, lunch and dinner of living dead champions.

René A. Guzman | 210SA contributor