Think you're a Fiesta authority just because you've seen a couple of parades or stood in line at Maria's Tortillas at NIOSA? Then we challenge you to take on the 210SA Fiesta Scavenger Hunt. See if you can find all of these items popping up at different Fiesta events. The winner gets a free copy of 210SA. Wow! Find .....
 

ALAMODOME, STUPID!

The suckers wandering around Santa Rosa and Dolorosa streets, looking for the carnival

IT'S ONLY THE FIRST NIGHT

The St. Mary's freshman passed out on the lawn at his or her very first Oyster Bake

OR THE HIGHEST- HEELED BOOTS

The guy with the biggest belt buckle at Tejano Explosion

BUT THEY'RE FOR MY COLLECTION

The guy at NIOSA telling the cops he's sober while trying to hide a stack of 20 cups behind his back

THEY'RE FLAPPERS, YOU SEE

The most pretentious “Great Gatsby” rejects at the Sticky Wickets Croquet Tournament (but isn't that everybody?)

OK, OK, WE KNOW

The people in Southtown who keep insisting that “the King William Fair used to be soooo much cooler”

WE'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT THOSE HUEVOS .....

The most obnoxious cascarón crackers, and then smash one in their f**king faces

HOLD IT TILL YOU GET HOME

A Fiesta rookie at a parade (that'll be the person who has never used a porta-potty)

SO THAT'S WHAT THAT SMELL IS

The Fiesta veterans at a parade (that'll be the people smoking pot in a porta-potty)

GOOD LUCK!

A clean porta-potty at any event, and let us know where it is at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it . We can only hold
 it so long

DRAMA QUEEN

The tragic trannie at the King William Fair parade

BETTER TO GO COMMANDO

The girl with the serious whale tail at the Flambeau Parade

BUT THEN THEY'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO STICK 'EM

The ONLY person ANYWHERE without confetti in their hair, and change that

BUS? WHAT BUS? THIS IS S.A.!

A parking spot pretty much anywhere inside Loop 410

HUH, YOU SAID BEEF AND STICK

A beef-on-a-stick booth with fewer than two dozen people waiting in line

Words: Jessica Belasco | 210SA contributor