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LIFEHOUSE: ‘WHATEVER IT TAKES'
Basically, a guy hurt a girl's feelings, she left and now he's willing to do anything to win her back ..... including subjecting himself to playing in a band like Lifehouse.

SEETHER: ‘RISE ABOVE THIS'
Seether bandmates insist that frontman Shaun Morgan didn't write this song about ex-girlfriend/Evanescence singer Amy Lee. However, lyrics like, “Call your name every day/when I feel so helpless/I'm fallin' down, but I'll rise above this,” suggest otherwise.

10 YEARS: ‘BEAUTIFUL'
Beautiful on the outside, not so much on the inside? That's the story of the woman in the latest single from 10 Years, who despite “silicon” and “vanity,” is empty on the inside.

2 PISTOLS FEATURING T-PAIN & TAY DIZM: ‘SHE GOT IT'
The object of these hip-hoppers' collective affection “is a blessing to see her with all them clothes off,” but also “look(s) good with them clothes on.” Sounds like the total package.

THE VAULT

ARTIST: The White Stripes
ALBUM: Elephant
RELEASE DATE: April 1, 2003
THE 210 TAKE: Jack and Meg White had already become indie darlings with the release of their previous album, White Blood Cells, though this album — which debuted at No. 6 on the Billboard Top 200 Albums chart (then a high mark for the band) — made them household names. Casual fans may know this album primarily from the hit single, “Seven Nation Army,” though anyone with a pair of ears will cave to the catchiness that is “The Hardest Button to Button.”

FREE LINK OF THE WEEK

THE GREEN GUIDE: National Geographic is in the “green” game and has an entire Web site dedicated to “green” living to prove it.
THEGREENGUIDE.COM

THE TREND IS CATCHING ON: Listen up, guys. If these women are to be believed, it's time to get your manscape on.
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WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE DISCIPLINE: If your kid is getting out of line, send them on down to Fred Simmons, the martial arts instructor. Just don't expect much in the way of results, considering the guy looks like he's spent the past six months living on a diet of strictly chicken wings and beer.
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