Hog your dough in something a little off the piggy bank's beaten path.
 

GOLDEN NEST EGG BANK
($24 at fredflare.com)
So the story goes a goose popped these out and was killed out of greed. Creepy. But a porcelain egg for those champagne wishes and caviar dreams? Um, OK.

GIANT BEAR BANK (BROWN)
($10 at loftparty.com)
Picture a giant honey bear bottle minus the lid filled with your savings minus the yummy, gooey stuff. Pretty sweet. Available in brown only.

TIME IS MONEY — BANK
($35 at velocityartanddesign.com)
Like sand through the hourglass, so are the coins of your life — especially when they're dropped into this curvy, classy bank available in green, pink and transparent.

I'M SAVIN' UP FOR SOME THERAPY TIN BANK
($7.99 at kitschcity.com)
Should you need to dig deep to tackle dysfunction, at least you'll be prepared for the bill.

SAVINGS BOOK
($69.95 sale price at momastore.org)
If some loser wants money so bad he's willing to crack open a little bank for it, chances are he won't crack open a book, much less this one. This bank is made of maple wood and sports a cloth binding. Good thing it's on sale because its original price looked downright criminal.

René A. Guzman | 210SA contributor