8th Annual Easter Fetish Ball [STOCKXPERT]

WEDNESDAY | MARCH 19
TEXAS HOLD 'EM TOURNAMENT
LOWDOWN: Sure, this event takes place nightly, but what better way to get you in the mood for some NCAA tournament gambling (the legal kind, of course) than some poker? Plus, the winner pockets $50 and a spot in Firehouse Pub's $2,500 tournament in June, which might give you reason to pick up poker — if you haven't already.
WHEN: 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m.
WHERE: Firehouse Pub & Grill, 5380 Walzem Road
HOW MUCH: Free
INFO: (210) 946-9600; firehousepub.com

THURSDAY | MARCH 20
NCAA TOURNAMENT UNOFFICIALLY BEGINS
LOWDOWN: We say “unofficially” because the tourney technically kicked off with the “play-in game” on Tuesday. But since the winner of that game serves as nothing more than first-round fodder to a mammoth No. 1 seed, we're calling today the opener. The action starts early, runs late and doesn't end until Sunday. Then, after a few days off, we do it all over again next week. Finally, something to make us forget that there's no football on TV.
WHEN: 11 a.m.
WHERE: CBS
INFO: cbs.sportsline.com

FRIDAY | MARCH 21
‘ALL KINDS OF HOT'
LOWDOWN: If it's taking place at the Overtime Theater, it's sure to be a little quirky. So who knows what to expect when this one-hour, one act-play — a dramedy based on real-life stories from San Antonio firemen — premieres tonight.
WHEN: 8 p.m.
WHERE: The Overtime Theater, 1216 West Ave.
HOW MUCH: $5-$9
INFO: (210) 380-0326; theovertimetheater.net

SATURDAY | MARCH 22
8TH ANNUAL EASTER FETISH BALL
LOWDOWN: Nothing says Easter like colorful go-go bunnies, burlesque shows and thumping dance beats. Oh, and liquid latex. Not sure what to wear? Very little.
WHEN: 8 p.m.-2 a.m.
WHERE: The Venue, 800 Lexington Ave.
HOW MUCH: $15 at the door/$25 for VIP
INFO: exoticeaster.com

SUNDAY | MARCH 23
‘BOOGIE BACK TO TEXAS' FINALE
LOWDOWN: This family outing not only features country music new and old, but also allows people to dance and sing along to old favorites. Throw in some shotguns, barbecue and cheap beer, and you'd have just another Sunday afternoon in small-town Texas.
WHEN: 2:30 p.m.
WHERE: Josephine Theatre, 339 W. Josephine St.
HOW MUCH: $8-$20
INFO: (210) 734-4646; josephinetheatre.org

MONDAY | MARCH 24
‘CSI: MIAMI' POST-STRIKE PREMIERE
LOWDOWN: The writers' strike is over, and shows are beginning to get back on the air. For fans of “CSI: Miami,” that means more of David Caruso staring off intently into the distance, solving crimes in less than an hour (commercial breaks don't count) and still wondering why he left “NYPD Blue” all those years ago.
WHEN: 9 p.m.
WHERE: CBS
INFO: cbs.com

TUESDAY | MARCH 25
LATINO MOVIE NIGHT
LOWDOWN: The final Tuesday of the month at the Alamo Drafthouse is Latino Movie Night. The Drafthouse is showing back-to-back screenings of 2001's award-winning “Y Tu Mamá También,” which tells the story of two teenage guys who take a road trip with a hot older woman. Along the way, they have sexual relations in varying combinations of the three and learn life lessons in the process.
WHEN: 7:30 and 10:30 p.m.
WHERE: Alamo Drafthouse Westlakes, 1255 SW Loop 410
HOW MUCH:
INFO: (210) 677-8500; drafthouse.com/westlakes