WEDNESDAY | FEB. 27

WORKS-IN-PROGRESS/WEDNESDAYS-IN-!PERFORMANCE
LOWDOWN: This series, which runs the final Wednesday of every month through June (save for May), is a collaborative effort between Jump-Start Performance Co. and San Antonio Dance Umbrellas that showcases “movement-based” progressive dance and performance art. A post-performance discussion will also take place, which should provide you the opportunity to ask what form of dance exactly isn't movement-based.
WHEN: 7 p.m.
WHERE: Jump-Start Performance Co., 108 Blue Star in the Blue Star Arts Complex
HOW MUCH: $3-$5
INFO: (210) 227-5867; jump-start.org

THURSDAY | FEB. 28

OPEN MIC THURSDAY
LOWDOWN: Comedian Jade Esteban Estrada, who has been on shows such as “30 Rock” and “Friday Night Lights,” hosts this monthly showcase of local talent on the fourth Thursday of every month. The event, which runs through April, is open to any singer, poet or comedian brave enough to take the stage. And considering there's no cover charge, thus allotting patrons more money for booze, it's a safe bet those nerve-wracked amateurs will have quite a crowd for which to perform.
WHERE: Sam's Spot, 5440 Babcock Road in Northgate Plaza
HOW MUCH: Free
INFO: (210) 697-8200; getjaded.com

FRIDAY | FEB. 29

ALL THAT REMAINS AND CHIMAIRA
LOWDOWN: If it includes bands with downer-ish names, it must be metal night at The White Rabbit. This event features two up-and-coming bands, both of which witnessed their latest studio albums debut inside the top 75 on the Billboard Top 200 Albums Chart.
WHEN: Doors at 7 p.m.
WHERE: The White Rabbit, 2410 N. St. Mary's St.
HOW MUCH: $15-$17
INFO: (210) 737-2221; sawhiterabbit.com

SATURDAY | MARCH 1

SEAWORLD RE-OPENS
LOWDOWN: The Lost Lagoon waterpark doesn't open for another couple of months (which, considering it hits 90 degrees in San Antonio by March anyway, makes little sense) but at least you can check out Shamu and friends when SeaWorld re-opens.
WHEN: 10 a.m.-8 p.m.
WHERE: Sea World, 10500 SeaWorld Drive
HOW MUCH: $38.69-$50.99
INFO: (800) 700-7786; seaworld.com

SUNDAY | MARCH 2

‘THE FULL MONTY' FINALE
LOWDOWN: It's your last chance to see a bunch of dudes take it off for cash, unless, of course, you don't mind recharging the batteries with a little trip to HardBodies Ladies Club later in the week.
WHEN: 2:30 p.m.
WHERE: San Pedro Playhouse,
800 W. Ashby
HOW MUCH: $15-$25
INFO: (210) 733-7258; sanpedroplayhouse.com

MONDAY | MARCH 3

‘TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES' SEASON FINALE
LOWDOWN: Not so much a pure season finale as a strike-shortened one, this two-hour event is your last chance (perhaps ever, if sagging ratings are any indication) to essentially see “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” — minus Arnold Schwarzenegger — stretched-out into television form. Lucky you.
WHEN: 7 p.m.
WHERE: Fox
INFO: fox.com/terminator

TUESDAY | MARCH 4

SPURS VS. NEW JERSEY
LOWDOWN: The postseason is roughly one month away, so expect the Spurs to begin rounding into playoff form. By that, we mean beating the ever-living crap out of the mediocre Nets.
WHEN: 7:30 p.m.
WHERE: AT&T Center
HOW MUCH: $9-$899 per ticket
INFO: (210) 224-9600; spurs.com

More listings

Wednesday, Feb. 27

Impact of Racism A look at how racism affects the community. Noon-1 p.m. Library Auditorium, University of the Incarnate Word, 4301 Broadway. Free. uiw.edu; (210) 829-6005

‘Malou Flato' A contemporary take on classic watercolors. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Through March 15. Hunt Gallery, 4225 Mc McCullough Ave. Huntgallery.net; (210) 822-6527

Photography Exhibit Unique photography exhibit features pieces taken with a pinhole camera. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Through March 23. Visual Arts and Technology Center San Antonio College, 1300 San Pedro Ave. Free. accd.edu/sac/vat/ vatgallery.html; (210) 733-2894

POProctica A look at art from the '60s, '70s and '80s and the expansion of sexual expression. Through March 15. The Friedrich Building, 1617 E. Commerce. Free. redsquare.gallery. googlepages.com/ athomewithred; (210) 843-7586

The Phantom of the Opera The longest-running show on Broadway is in town. Don't miss this classic tale of tragic love. 8 p.m. Through March 23. Majestic Theater, 224 E. Houston St. Tickets from $17 to $67. majesticempire.com;  (210) 226-3333

Yellow Roses Don't let the men get all the glory; this art exhibit, lecture and performance series celebrates the mythic and historic women of Texas. 5:30-8:30 p.m. Through March 22. Bihl Haus Arts, 2803 Fredericksburg Road. Free. bihlhausarts.org; (210) 383-9723

Thursday, Feb. 28

Beer Tasting Wine and cheese has nothing over beer and pretzels. 7 p.m. The Cove, 606 W. Cypress. Free. thecove.us; (210) 227-2683

DJ Gibb, JJ Lopez and DJ M spin at the Revolution Room, 8123 Broadway. 9:30 p.m. myspace.com/revroom; (210) 320-4567

SA Jazz Workshop Open-jam session at Carmens de la Calle Café, 720 E. Mistletoe. 8:30 p.m. carmensdelacalle.com; (210) 737-8272

Friday, Feb. 29

‘An Altar for Emma' The story of labor leader Emma Tenayuca, who fought for workers' rights in the 1930s. 8 p.m. through March 1. Esperanza Peace and Justice Center, 922 San Pedro Ave. Suggested $5 donation. esperanzacenter.org; (210) 228-0201

Aspects of Black Dance Get a sample of the city's best dance companies and enjoy an eclectic blend of dancing styles presented by the San Antonio Dance Umbrella. 7 p.m. Feb. 29. Radius Building, 106 Auditorium Circle. Free. sadu.org; (210) 212-6600

‘Last Friday' Tired of the crowds at First Friday or too busy to make it to Second Saturday? Try Last Friday for its second month of performance art featuring The Sons of Sancho and Ledaswan. 8:30 p.m. Beethoven, 922 Pereida St. Free. beethovenmaennerchor.com; (210) 222-1521

Leap Year Art Jam/Silent Auction Listen to bands and bid on original art pieces from the students and faculty. All benefits go to the Art Student League. 3-8 p.m. Mall area, Our Lady of the Lake University, 411 S.W. 24th St. Free. ollusa.edu; (210) 434-6711

‘Les Liaisons Dangereuses' Seductions and betrayal set before the French Revolution. 8 p.m. Through March 8. Ruth Taylor Theater Building, Trinity University, 1 Trinity Place. $8 adults; discounts available for seniors and students. trinity.edu; (210) 999-7011

Pasenger, Savior Daughters and Jobber Bands rock Tonic Bar with an alternative music showcase. Tonic Bar, 5500 Babcock and Eckhert Road. (210) 877-5858

San Antonio Street Fair & Menudo Cook-off Bring out the stretch pants and oregano. Live music from Grammy-nominated Sunny Sauceda and various Latin groups. 5:30 p.m. Through March 2. Market Square, 514 W. Commerce. Free. marketsquaresa.com; (210) 207-8600

SATURDAY NIGHT SATELLITES Take on two waves of the darker side of surf music when this band takes the stage at 8 p.m. at The Cove and at 10 p.m. at Limelight. $5 at The Cove, 606 W. Cypress. www.thecove.us. $5 for 21 and up, $8 for 18 and up at Limelight, 2718 N. Saint Mary's St. www.myspace.com/ limelightsa

Stoney LaRue Just because the rodeo left town doesn't mean you can't listen to country. 7 p.m. Cowboys Dancehall, 3030 NE Loop 410. $10-$20. cowboysdancehall.com; (210) 646-0998

Tropicante Hear salsa and merengue at Azuca, 9:30 p.m., 713 S. Alamo. azuca.net; (210) 225-5550

Saturday, March 1

Iron Maiden tickets Woohoo! For those of you who never got over the '80s, one of the premiere metal bands of the era is back in business and heading to S.A. on May 21. Get your tickets now for a close-up look 25 years later of Bruce Dickinson's fencing and vocal talents. $25-$69.50. Tickets on sale 10 a.m. Verizon Wireless Amphitheater, 16765 Lookout Road, (210) 657-8300; livenation.com

Cajun Heritage Fest Gumbo Cook-off Music, crafts, door prizes, beer and food; what else do you need? 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Pickrell Park, F.M. 1518 Schertz. Free. geocities.com/Pentagon/ 4592/; (210) 789-1733

‘Dazed and Confused' Watch this cult favorite on the big screen. 10 p.m. Alamo Drafthouse, 1255 SW Loop 410. $8 general admission; student and military discounts available. drafthouse.com/westlakes; (210) 677-8500

Muchos Backflips, Off Beats, When Good Friends Become Strangers and Boxing Lesson play at The Limelight, 2718 N. St. Mary's. 10 p.m. myspace.com/limelightsa; (210) 735-7775

Pet Adoption Fair More than 20 shelters will be haulin' their Fluffies out for you to admire and provide a loving home to. All poochies and kitties will be vaccinated, spayed/neutered and microchipped. Many will be going for the bargain best-friend price of $24.95. That is CHEAP for something who will love you unconditionally, folks. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Palladium IMAX Theater at the Rim, I-10 West at La Cantera Parkway outside Loop 1604; OwnUpSA.com

Open House at Voelcker Park Take a hike! Literally. Join staff from the Botanical Garden for a butterfly and wildflower hike, or walk the various trails. Bring the kids along; there will be children's activities as well. 10 a.m. Voelcker Park, 1200 NW Military Drive. Free. sanantonio.gov/sapar/ voelckerproperty.asp; (210) 207-2879

Party on the Plaza Live music by Prototype and a variety of biker-friendly events. 2-6 p.m. Caliente Harley-Davidson, 7230 NW Loop 410. Free. calienteharley.com; (210) 681-2254

Run or Walk to the Beat Stay fit and help the Alamo Heights Band Association at the 19th annual 10K run/walk. The route travels through scenic Alamo Heights, and motivational music will be provided by the Alamo Heights drumline and band members. 8:30 a.m. Alamo Heights High School, 6900 Broadway. $20 pre-registration fee; $25 day-of fee. active.com; (210) 820-8850

Sunday, March 2

CD Release Party Rock out at the My Children My Bride CD Release celebration. The White Rabbit, 2410 N. Saint Mary's. 5:30 p.m. $10-$12. sawhiterabbit.com; (210)737-2221

Monday, March 3

TV Discussion Find out just how much television is warping your mind at the “Decode Reality TV's Twisted Fairytales” discussion. So “The Bachelor” isn't real? Bummer. 11 a.m. Visual Arts & Technology Center, San Antonio College, 1300 San Pedro Ave. Free. accd.edu; (210) 733-2000
Sam's Swing Factory with The Hightones at Sam's Burger Joint, 330 E. Grayson Street. 7 p.m.-12 a.m.  samsburgerjoint.com; (210) 223-2830

Tuesday, March 4

Synergy's Poetry Out Loud San Antonio High school finalists will recite classic and contemporary poetry in hopes of making it to national competitions. 6:30–8 p.m. March 4. Barnes & Noble, San Pedro Crossing at Loop 410. Free. synergyarts.org/ programs.htm or poetryoutloud.org;(210) 824-5379

Texas Music Songwriters' Jam Session/Open Stage We don't know who's playing, but $2 Shiner Heffeweizen and $3 burgers all night makes up for it. 7:30 p.m. Rolling Oaks Sports Bar & Grill, 5550 Mountain Vista Drive. rollingoaksgolf.com; (210) 655-4745

New Amesterdam series premier This series about a New York police detective may seem like any other police drama, but the difference here is that John Amsterdam is immortal. He lives to see the city change from the time it was the English colony of New Amsterdam until today. Why is he immortal, you ask? Well, an American Indian girl whom he saved in 1642 granted him the power. He will only age when he finds true love. Awwww, how sweet. 8 p.m. Fox. Fox.com/newamsterdam

Coming up

Wednesday, March 5: Project Runway Season Finale. The season four finalists prepare their final collections to show at Bryant Park. We're rooting for Jillian because we like her classy, sleek style. But we're OK if Christian wins as well. We dig his fiercely hairsprayed hair. 9 p.m., Bravo. BravoTV.com

Thursday, March 6: ‘Creating Photo Transfers at the McNay' Put those crafting skills to the test and earn a continuing education credit. 5:30 p.m.  The McNay Art Museum, 6000 N. New Braunfels Ave. Free. mcnayart.org; (210) 805-1768

March 6: ‘The Kitchen Artist Goes to Work' Artist Suchil Coffman-Guerra shows pieces that capture the change from '50s housewives to empowered and working women. 6-10 p.m. Fiber Art Space at Blue Star Art Gallery, 116 Blue Star. Free. bluestarcomplex.com; (210) 227-6960

Friday-Sunday, March 7-9: Fifth annual Slinging Ink Tattoo Expo Three days of all things ink, including more than 200 tattoo artists. Also, check out human-suspension performances, vendors and live music by local bands and Powerman 5000. Event times vary. Freeman Coliseum, 3201 E. Houston. $15. freemancoliseum.com; slinginginktattooexpo.com; (210) 226-1177

Saturday, March 8: Star Party The San Antonio Astronomical Association offers beginning or avid stargazers a chance to marvel at the winter sky, complete with open telescopes and video presentations. 6 p.m. Harris Pavilion, Eisenhower Park, 19399 NW Military Highway. Suggested $3 donation. sanantonio.gov/sapar/ eisenhowerreservations.asp; (210) 564-6400