Singing the praises of the cell phone is easy. Telling the world you could care less about mobile tech? That takes some creativity. Here are a few ways to demonstrate your cellular disinterest.

René A. Guzman | 210SA Contributor
 

CELL CASES
Cellfoam's Banana Cell Phone Cover (pictured, $9.99 at cellfoam.com) might be the rubber chicken of mobile cases, but it sure sends the message you don't take your cell seriously. The banana cover comes in two sizes (small and large hole) for flip or bar phones. If you'd rather get crafty with the unconventional, ducktapeclub.com, instructibles.com and ehow.com offer instructions to create a duct tape cell case.

CELL SHIRTS
Nothing says BFD to cell phone personalization quite like a T-shirt that says “Your ringtone sucks” (pictured, $14.99 to $15.99 at thinkgeek.com). Or thumb your nose at iPhones and other spiffy cells with the 1980s’ Cellphone white T-shirt ($23.99 at cafepress.com), a fun ode to that portable brick phone of old.

CELL FLASK
Quench your thirst for cellular tomfoolery with a beverage-friendly cell phone flask, complete with leather case for handy concealment. Available in regular (pictured, $14.89) and extra large ($19.89, both at prankplace.com).