Cracks about wearing a pocket calculator are lost on today's stylin', self-effacing geek. That's why calculator goodies like these only add up to fun for math whizzes and numbers haters alike.
 

BOOBIES CALCULATOR
($20 at glarkware.com)
If you get a kick out of spelling H-E-L-L on a calculator, you'll really giggle with glee at the magic number for exposing breasts on a numbers cruncher.

SILVER CALCULATOR EARRINGS
($30 at fractalspin.com)
Math teachers with whimsical fashion tastes should warm up to these beauties cast in sterling silver. Each calculator earring displays 3.14159, the first few numbers of pi.

ROBOT CALCULATOR GALACTIC EDITION
($14.99 at perpetualkid.com)
This wee robot calculator has hands that can hold pencils and the like, as well as a magnetic back for paperclips and a note holder for your favorite Post-its.

THE AMAZING CHROME CALCULATOR BELT BUCKLE
($9.99 at bwild.com)
Come to think of it, this absurd belt buckle makes even the clunkiest pocket calculator look like a chic pocket-handkerchief. Wear with caution.

René A. Guzman | 210SA Contributor