Tired of all those presidential candidates vying for your vote this year? Name your own ticket with these fun tees.
 

WHOMEVER FOR WHATEVER
($20, glarkware.com)
When all of your political hopes and dreams make for a resounding “meh.”

MARIO/LUIGI CAMPAIGN
($14.99 to $16.99, thinkgeek.com)
Not since the Kennedys has America seen siblings that would (heh-heh) jump at the chance to run for office.

BRUCE CAMPBELL 2008
($20, nerdyshirts.com)
The booming actor best known for his role as the heroic Ash (hence the chainsaw) would surely lead with his chin. Because Campbell is known for his big chin. Yeah.

CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT
($19 and up, faroutshirts.com)
For those yearning for a world that'll burn in its own lawlessness, %H. P. Lovecraft's dreaded monster is everything you'd want in a commander in chief.

STEWART COLBERT 2008
($16.99, vintagecotton.com)
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert — just the two-fisted ticket to punch some sense into the presidential race.

René A. Guzman | 210SA Contributor