Forget that whole thing about necessity being invention's mama. Who the hell wants, much less needs this kind of gadget spawn?
 

BEANBAG CELLPHONE CHAIR
($9.99, thinkgeek.com)
Because a miniature futon would just look silly, this wee beanbag cradles your mobile in pointless comfort.

USB PUTT RETURNER
($20.62, drinkstuff.com)
Even the most ardent golfer should get a driving wedge to the head for dropping cash on this dumb diversion.

TIME FLIES! FLYING CLOCK
($8, stupidiotic.com)
Know what's really lame about this crafted cliché? The clock doesn't work! No wonder it's at a site called Stupidiotic.

PINK ONION GOGGLES
($19.95, cooking.com)
It takes a special kind of ninny to sport special fog-free goggles to chop onions. Please, don't be that ninny.

René A. Guzman | 210SA Contributor