BOW WOW & OMARION: ‘GIRLFRIEND'
Bow Wow claims that his girlfriend has “got a body of a stripper,” and because of that, he “tip(s) her.” Note: That's not a girlfriend. That's just a business arrangement.

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: ‘THE BLEEDING'
Despite “the lying/the bleeding/the screaming” that this particular relationship entailed, Five Finger Death Punch's Ivan Moody still calls the woman in question his “perfect disease.” We always gave the nod to the clap, if only because it's curable.

HURT: ‘TEN TON BRICK'
Yes, a 10-ton brick would indeed hurt.

PITBULL FEATUING LIL JON: ‘THE ANTHEM'
The Cuban-American rapper teams up with the Crunk-American rapper in this tribute to sexy, freaky ladies.

THE VAULT
ARTIST: Nas
ALBUM: God's Son
RELEASE DATE: Dec. 17, 2002
THE 210 TAKE: It's nice to know there are rappers out there (Nas among them) who in the battle of style and substance prefer the latter. With streetwise tracks such as “Get Down” and “Made You Look,” not to mention collaborations with Alicia Keys, Kelis and the late Tupac Shakur, God's Son was perhaps the best hip-hop release of 2002.

THE LOWDOWN ON REAL ESTATE: For many people, 2008 will include the purchase of a new home. It's likely the biggest purchase you'll ever make, so it's nice to be as informed as possible. Perhaps you want to know the costs of buying vs. renting, the affordability of a mortgage or just how much those dreaded closing costs will run you. Here, some answers.
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‘THE DARK KNIGHT:' Sure, the new Batman flick, “The Dark Knight,” doesn't release until Summer 2008, and this teaser doesn't really show anything at all. But with stars Christian Bale, Michael Caine and Heath Ledger (as The Joker) doing the voiceover work, it's enough to make any Batman fan excited ..... even if the movie is still months away.
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