Come Halloween, these celebrity costumes are sure to attract the paparazzi. And they may be even more washed up by next year, so impersonate them while it's hot. If you're feeling extra festive, decorate your house like a celebrity rehab clinic (think fully stocked bar).

BRITNEY SPEARS
To pull this one off, you'll need to shave your head or buy a hat with cheap weave attached, carry a green umbrella and don a two-sizes-too-small black bikini á la VMAs. Be warned: Getting into this character can require years of psychological trauma.

KEVIN FEDERLINE
The K-Dad costume is simple: A dirty wifebeater, some baggy pants and a spatula for flipping greasy burgers. Bring a bottle or four of Boone's Farm in case you run into Britney.

FLAVA FLAV
Yeah boy, buy some fake gold teeth, some large clocks to wear around your neck and give all your lady friends stripper names. And don't forget the gold Viking hat. Everything about this costume should say “classy.”

PARIS, LINDSAY OR NICOLE
It's the same costume — an orange jumpsuit with a matching trucker hat and a red or blonde wig. Don't forget the baby bump for the Nicole costume.

ANGELINA JOLIE
You don't have time or funds to adopt a child from every third-world country so just tie a bunch of dolls on a rope and drag them behind you. Talk about solving the world's problems.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH
There will be plenty of Marilyn Monroes , so why not go as the dead Playboy centerfold who wanted to be Marilyn but never could? Don a curve-hugging white dress and a bleached- blonde wig and carry an urn.

EVA LONGORIA
Hey, this is San Antonio. Grab some wedding duds from Goodwill. Put an apron over it and start swilling martinis at 3 p.m. Have your date wear a Spurs Jersey under a tux.

MICHAEL VICK
All you need is an Atlanta Falcons uniform, a stuffed dog prop and throw on an ankle bracelet for electronic monitoring.

Emily Messer | 210SA