McClatchy-Tribune

WHAT MADE THE COVER:

"Joel (Madden) cheating on pregnant Nicole (Richie) ... with Hilary (Duff)?" (Star)

"Rachael Ray $500 million divorce" (National Enquirer)

"Queen names William king!" (National Examiner)

OBLIGATORY BRITNEY HEADLINE:

"Brit's bodyguard tells all!" (Star)

OH, THE IRONY:

"Dr. Phil needs help to save marriage" (National Enquirer)

LOOKS LIKE HE'S MANAGING JUST FINE:

"George Clooney's heart broken by Julia Roberts" (National Examiner)

A VERY BRADY ROMANCE:

"Maureen McCormick had gay affair with TV sister" (National Enquirer)

PROBABLY MEANS MORE THAN DINNER AND A MOVIE:

"Brad and Angie's hot date nights" (Star)

SHE'LL ALWAYS HAVE `WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE':

"Meredith Vieira's secret plot to quit `Today'" (National Enquirer)

MOST LIKELY A VIEW SHARED BY MANY:

"Barbara's `View': Rosie's sick and needs help!" (National Enquirer)

HE'S NOT SO MONEY ANYMORE:

"Vince Vaughn boozed up and booed off" (Star)

FINALLY, GOOD JUDGMENT PREVAILS:

"Lindsay Lohan extends rehab stay 2-3 months" (National Enquirer)

AND THEN THERE'S A CASE OF NOT-SO-GOOD JUDGMENT:

"O.J's drug and booze rage before arrest" (National Enquirer)

HAS SHE HEARD OF NICORETTE?

"Chained smoker: Woman begs to be thrown in jail to break nicotine habit" (National Enquirer)

MOST WHO-CARES STORY:

"Feuding Coreys (Haim and Feldman) set to take war into ring" (National Enquirer)

"Trash Talk" looks at the week's tabloids, so you don't have to.