McClatchy-Tribune

WHAT MADE THE COVER:

"Custody battle! Brad tells Angelina: `I'm taking Shiloh'" (National Enquirer)

"Who's gay! Who's not! & Who just came out" (National Examiner)

"Angie (Jolie) fighting deadly disease!" (Star)

MAKING AN HONEST WOMAN OF HERSELF:

"Nicole (Richie) says `I will' before Joel Madden can ask her" (National Enquirer)

DUH, RUNNING AWAY SOLVES EVERYTHING:

"Britney's plot to flee the country with her kids" (National Enquirer)

AS A `DOCTOR,' SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER:

"Does Katherine (Heigl) smoke to stay thin?" (Star)

FINALLY, I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT:

"Alan Jackson's wife tells all!" (National Examiner)

THEY REALLY THOUGHT FIVE DIVAS WOULDN'T CAUSE PROBLEMS?

"Desperate times on `Housewives' set" (National Enquirer)

MAYBE SHE'LL FINALLY GET THE GUIDANCE SHE NEEDS:

"Lindsay (Lohan): Get with the program or get out" (Star)

THE OL' BABY-VS.-CAREER DEBATE LIVES ON:

"Love on the rocks: Courteney Cox, David Arquette marriage hanging by the thread" (National Enquirer)

LET'S HOPE THE GIRL GETS THIS ONE TO STICK:

"Jen's (Aniston) new Brad!" (Star)

OBLIGATORY ROYALS HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:

"Sabotage! Camilla wrecks Di memorial!" (National Examiner)

BECAUSE A PUDGY POLAR BEAR IS A PROBLEM?

"Cute Knut on a diet!" (National Examiner)

STORY MOST LIKELY TO BE TRUE:

"Monkey see, monkey do? Kitties turning into couch potatoes _ like their owners" (National Examiner)