"Trash Talk" looks at the week's tabloids, so you don't have to.

McClatchy-Tribune

WHAT MADE THE COVER:

"Final issue of Weekly World News!" (Weekly World News)

"Britney to her kids: You were both mistakes!" (Star)

"Oprah's $250 million breakup" (National Enquirer)

BY `PALS,' DO YOU MEAN CAMERON DIAZ?

"Pals warn Jess (Biel): Dump the chump!" (Star)

OBLIGATORY BRITNEY HEADLINE:

"Britney's boozing, drug use and violence caught on videotape" (National Enquirer)

TOO BAD THEY FILLED THE JOB OPENING AT `THE VIEW':

"Meredith (Vieira) wants out!" (Star)

NOT A GOOD THING:

"Eye! Eye! Eye! Martha's (Stewart) drooping lid looks like botched Botox injection" (National Enquirer)

THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG:

"Eva (Longoria) & Tony (Parker): Fighting already!" (Star)

JUST WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR:

"Reeling in the years: Lost Jackson 5 tapes could lead to albums, concert tour" (National Enquirer)

LEAST SHOCKING HEADLINE:

"Siegfried & Roy finally admit: Yup, we're gay!" (National Enquirer)

WITH FOUR KIDS, OF COURSE SHE NEEDS HELP!

"`I need help': Angelina (Jolie) breaks down as she begs Brad (Pitt) to stay" (National Enquirer)

MOVE OVER LYNDA CARTER:

"Katie Holmes: The new Wonder Woman?" (Star)

FAREWELL, WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! A LOOK AT THE FINAL ISSUE:

"Holy guacamole: Baby delivered inside avocado!"

"Ancient Romans staged monster-chariot rallies"

"Beef Stu: Inn serves up unsavory soup! Diner finds hair!"

"Third armrest betrays alien origin of new military plane"

"Female superhero shatters glass ceiling"

"Trash Talk" looks at the week's tabloids, so you don't have to.