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WHAT MADE THE COVER:

"Tammy Faye suicide mystery: Did she deliberately overdose on morphine?" (Globe)

"Cellulite of the stars" (National Enquirer)

"Rehab for Angie (Jolie)" (Star)

BEING HOT DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU:

"Jessica Alba calls it off _ literally" (National Enquirer)

MEGAN WHO?

"Megan Fox: The new Angelina" (Star)

LIKE WE NEEDED ANOTHER CRAZY NON-CELEBRITY:

"Is Zsa Zsa's hubby telling the naked truth?" (Globe)

DESPERATE? HARDLY:

"Teri (Hatcher) hooks up with hoops star (Baron Davis)" (Star)

OBLIGATORY ROYALS STORY OF THE WEEK:

"How dare ewe! Humiliated Camilla weeps as Charles gives her sheep on birthday" (Globe)

MAYBE THEY'LL WORK IT OUT?

"Usher nixes nups" (Star)

THANK GOODNESS THAT MYSTERY IS OVER:

"Owen Wilson opens up about Kate Hudson: Affair got too serious too soon" (National Enquirer)

IF THIS IS TRUE, IT MAY EXPLAIN SOME THINGS:

"Lindsay (Lohan) cancer drama: New bombshell for DUI drug bust beauty" (Globe)

IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION ANYMORE?

"Is mom Brit (Spears) unfit?" (Globe)

WRONG PLACE AT WRONG TIME?

"Rumer Willis witnesses pot bust" (Star)

UM, WE COULD HAVE TOLD THEM THAT:

"Burglars hit gold in Hollywood Hills!" (Globe)

"Trash Talk" looks at the week's tabloids, so you don't have to.