McClatchy-Tribune

WHAT MADE THE COVER:

"The secret Brad's mom told Jen: Brad still loves you!" (Star)

"TV bosses tell Kirstie... `You're too fat!'" (National Enquirer)

"You won't believe your eyes! The world's ugliest pets" (Weekly World News)

HE KNOWS MORE THAN MEL GIBSON, AT LEAST

"Internet entrepreneur knows what women want: Fe-Mail" (Weekly World News)

FAMILY'S BEHAVIOR NOT FITTING OF `PRETTY WOMAN'

"Julia's family feud gets ugly: In-laws revolt over snub of Danny's sister" (National Enquirer)

PUT UP YOUR DUKES!

"Environmentalist warns Mob: No more sleeping with fishes!" (Weekly Word News)

MAYBE SHE SHOULD LOOK `REHAB' UP IN THE DICTIONARY

"Lindsay: Drinking & drugs in rehab!" (Star)

WAS IT A `HAIL CARRIE'?

"Sneaky QB uses trick play to win Carrie (Underwood) back: Dating look-alike gets country queen to reconsider" (National Enquirer)

OBLIGATORY BRIT STORY OF THE WEEK

"Brit's manny: They're soooo not dating!" (Star)

WHAT, NO NEWS ABOUT DEMI TRYING TO HAVE A BABY THIS WEEK?

"Demi's (Moore) sister-in-law pleads: Keep your hands off my babies" (Star)

HE COULD USE SOME MOTHERLY ADVICE, REALLY

"Harry to William: You're making a big mistake!" (National Enquirer)

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

"Sure-fire way to stop smoking: Lung stapling" (Weekly World News)

HAY BALES AS SEATS? DOGS IN BOW TIES? I LIKE THESE TWO

"Rebecca Romijn & Jerry O'Connell get hitched country style" (National Enquirer)

I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

"Demonic possession backfires! Little girl invades demon!" (Weekly World News)

"Trash Talk" looks at the week's tabloids, so you don't have to.