By Jessica Milcetich
McClatchy-Tribune

WHAT MADE THE COVER:

"Brad's (Pitt) secret lunch date: Jen (Aniston) meets Shiloh!" (Star)

"Autopsy secrets of Chris Benoit, his wife and son" (Globe)

"The amazing clay man" (Weekly World News)

`CHICKEN OF THE SEA' REDUX?

"Heidi (Montag) and Spencer (Pratt): The new newlyweds (Star)

NEW GIRL'S CRACKING THE WHIP

"Un-trash that trailer, Matt! Beach bum Matthew McConaughey gets an ultimatum from his new girl!" (Star)

TROUBLE DOWN UNDER

"Nicole (Kidman) and Keith (Urban): It's just NOT working" (Star)

MOM KNOWS BEST...UNLESS K-FED'S INVOLVED

"Brit (Spears) and mom: It's war!" (Star)

HERE COMES THE BRIDE... AND THE BABY

"Nicole (Richie) and Joel (Madden): They're having a baby and a wedding!" (Star)

WHAT GOES UP DOESN'T ALWAYS COME BACK DOWN

"Weight Wars! Winners and Losers" (Star)

IS AHSTON KUTCHER GOING TO BE A DADDY?

"There's Moore of Demi" (Globe)

MORE IN THE BATTLE OF THE BLUDGE

"Country queens lose 144 lbs!" (Globe)

ROYAL REBOUND

"(Prince) William wins back sexy Kate (Middleton)" (Globe)

JUST IN TIME FOR FRIDAY THE 13TH!

"New superstitions discovered" (Weekly World News)

NO, IT'S NOT STERIODS

"New surgery turns men into supermen!" (Weekly World News)

"Trash Talk" looks at the week's tabloids, so you don't have to.