By Jessica Milcetich
McClatchy-Tribune

WHAT MADE THE COVER:

"Hollywood baby secrets" (Star)

"50 best and worst beach bodies" (National Enquirer)

 "After nearly exploding _ world's fattest cat gets buff" (Weekly World News)

SHE MET HIS MOM

"Justin & Jessica (Biel): It's serious!" (Star)

ISN'T THIS CAT FIGHT OVER YET?

"Heather (Locklear) and Denise (Richards) at war!" (Star)

SACKED FOR A LOSS

"Carrie (Underwood) puts QB on the bench. Game over for Tony Romo & country queen (National Enquirer)

AN ALL-NEW HYBRID

"Gas company powers car with coconut milk" (Weekly World News)

BRAD WHO?

"Jen (Aniston) and Paul (Sculfor) moving in together" (Star)

UM, BUT THE OTHER GIRL'S PREGNANT

"Britney (Spears) calls off divorce" (National Enquirer)

SHE'S ADDICTED TO LOVE

"Lindsay's (Lohan) rehab romance" (Star)

A ROYAL AFFAIR

"Kate (Middleton) has (Prince) William right where she wants him (National Enquirer)

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES

"`Grey's (Anatomy') battle rages on" (National Enquirer)

MAN OR WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND

"Who got custody of the dog?" (Star)

WHO ME?

"Man finds out he's related to Shakespeare" (Weekly World News)