And you thought a shot of Febreze was the only way to lighten up the lavatory. Try these laughably bright ideas for your bathroom.
 
JONNY GLOW TOILET LOCATOR
($11.99 at vacationgadgets.com) Sometimes you just don't want to hit the light for that late night toilet trip. Jonny Glow ensures a safe arrival thanks to glow-in-the-dark strips you apply around the toilet lip.

PINOCCHIO TOILET BRUSH
($23.99 at perpetualkid.com) Doubt the wooden boy thought he'd end up headfirst in the business end of a toilet bowl. In any case, this brush just might bring a smile to your face next time you use it. You know, in a sadistic Geppetto sort of way.

MONTY PYTHON TOILET PAPER
($6.95 at wickedcoolstuff.com) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, especially on toilet paper. Enjoy this and more classic Python in a handy roll for your throne-side enjoyment. Read 'em and wipe.

ICARTA STEREO DOCK FOR IPOD WITH BATH TISSUE HOLDER
($69.95 at dutchguard.com) Speaking of fun by the porcelain perch, here's a cheeky gadget for podcasts and other tunes that just can't wait. The iCarta device sports four moisture-free speakers and charges your iPod while you, well, you know.

HUMAN LIQUID SOAP DISPENSER
($7.99 at perpetualkid.com) When you're done playing with your toilet toys, wash the dirty away with a pudgy, Keith Haring-esque soap spitting dispenser. Now that's good clean fun.

René A. Guzman | 210SA contributor